Today I was babysitting at the Haunted House and we watched their bootleg copy of Frozen again…I went to switch DVD’s because the kids wanted to watch something else after and its one of those 5-disc DVD players. The DVD player would only play Frozen, even with the other 4 discs in their. When I went to take the Frozen disc out, so that maybe it’d play something else, it wasn’t in there. I took all 5-discs out of the DVD player and it still started playing Frozen. Then I opened the player again about 20 minutes later and the Frozen DVD just appeared out of fucking no where.
Finally, I got the DVD player to play something other than Frozen, the Lorax, and about 10 minutes in the entire thing started glitching. The sound would occur as the screen was entirely pixels that weren’t movie and then it would start being moving boxes of colour with no sound and then static sound. I’ve seen the Lorax, I know that that’s not how that movie goes. All in all, call the Winchesters.
do you wanna build a snowman
HOLY FUCK! I ALMOST THREW MY LAPTOP ONTO MY TILE KITCHEN FLOOR!
Tyler Posey & Dylan O’Brien on the set of Teen Wolf Season 4
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
When I was 12, revealed to my mommy that I don’t believe in God. She looked at me wild-eyed and screamed, “So when you’re laying there dying on the hospital bed, who is going to save you?? SCIENTISTS?!”
And I said, “Yes, mommy, they’re called Doctors.”
when the person that you hate makes a mistake
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.