Marvel executive: Can you contact Tom? It’s urgent.
Assistant: Which one, Sir?
Marvel executive: Tom H
Assistant: Again, which one?
Marvel executive: The one from the England, duh.
Assistant:
Thanos: give me the tesseract and I’ll let you live
Loki pulling out his dagger: bold of you to assume that I want to live
Loki: LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS!
Loki: Not you, Peter, you’re an angel and I’m delighted you’re here.
Peter: Here *Hands Loki a green glow stick*
Loki: What is this?
Peter: It’s called a glow stick, you wave it around, like this
Peter: *Starts shaking the glowstick rapidly*
Loki: It’s stupid
Peter: *Stops shaking the glowstick*
Loki: I like it
One taught me love
One taught me patience
One taught me pain
One taught me How to fEAR FOR MY FUCKING LIFE
Isn’t that what it means to be a hero? To keep trying to save people, even from themselves?
-Thor [Ultimates 2 #4]
Tony: *sees knocked over pile of trash*
Tony: Big…
Tony: *glances at peter*
Tony: ..mood?
Peter: *glowing with pride*
