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ven0moth:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE IVE EVER TAKEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
thepoeticrebel:

l20music:

The curve was REAL!! Lmaooooo!!

I’ve never seen a curve this powerful…

fleurdelisee:

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

wellerstein:

The 2014 Tumblr Tony Awards Nominees
→  Best Belt

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

youcantseemecuzimaninja:

gabrielscoffeeshop:

hotguysandpizza:

i dont know whats worse walking past boys my age or walking past girls my age

Walking past a group of both while they’re laughing about something

and we have a winner

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(x).

nikynaa:

luxurycruisinglarry:

tajellybeeenz:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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IT’S FUCKING BACK

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jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

neyruto:

i sat behind this guy on a laptop in the school cafe and watched his completely straight face as he typed ROFL!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! he didnt even blink

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